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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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