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{"type":"standard","title":"Threatened Species Protection Act 1995","displaytitle":"Threatened Species Protection Act 1995","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7797199","titles":{"canonical":"Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995","normalized":"Threatened Species Protection Act 1995","display":"Threatened Species Protection Act 1995"},"pageid":10768939,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Coat_of_arms_of_Tasmania.svg/320px-Coat_of_arms_of_Tasmania.svg.png","width":320,"height":221},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Coat_of_arms_of_Tasmania.svg/3657px-Coat_of_arms_of_Tasmania.svg.png","width":3657,"height":2529},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1154376446","tid":"abed4df9-f06a-11ed-82f1-334295f4207d","timestamp":"2023-05-12T02:14:06Z","description":"Act of the Parliament of Tasmania, Australia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Threatened_Species_Protection_Act_1995"}},"extract":"The Threatened Species Protection Act 1995, is an act of the Parliament of Tasmania that provides the statute relating to conservation of flora and fauna. Its long title is An Act to provide for the protection and management of threatened native flora and fauna and to enable and promote the conservation of native flora and fauna. It received the royal assent on 14 November 1995.","extract_html":"
The Threatened Species Protection Act 1995, is an act of the Parliament of Tasmania that provides the statute relating to conservation of flora and fauna. Its long title is An Act to provide for the protection and management of threatened native flora and fauna and to enable and promote the conservation of native flora and fauna. It received the royal assent on 14 November 1995.
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