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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}

{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}

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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

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