{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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